8.20.2008

ten conyo-mandments!:D

Ten Conyomandments

by Gerry Avelino and Arik Abu
(taken from The La Sallian-Menagerie)

Conyo here, conyo there, conyo everywhere! Here at La Salle, conyospeak has become an unofficial language as a good chunk of the student body knows, or maybe even mastered the socialite tongue. However, one must never forget the basics of the conyo and we thusly bring you: The Ten Conyomandments.


1. Thou shall make gamit "make+pandiwa".
ex.
"Let's make pasok na to our class!"
"Wait lang! I'm making kain pa!"
"Come on na, we can't make hintay anymore! It's in Andrew pa, you know?"

2. Thou shall make kalat "noh", "diba" and "eh" in your pangungusap.
ex.
"I don't like to make lakad in the baha nga, no? Eh diba it's like, so eew, diba?"
"What ba: stop nga being maarte noh?"
"Eh as if you want naman also, diba?"

3. When making describe a whatever, always say "It's SO pang-uri!"
ex.
"It's so malaki, you know, and so mainit!"
"I know right? So sarap nga, eh!"
"You're making me inggit naman.. I'll make bili nga my own burger."

4. When you are lalaki, make parang punctuation "dude", 'tsong" or "pare"
ex.
"Dude,
ENGANAL is so hirap, pare."
"I know, tsong, I got bagsak nga in quiz one, eh"

5. Thou shall know you know? I know right!
ex.
"My bag is so bigat today, you know"
"I know, right! We have to make dala pa kasi the jumbo Physics book eh!"

6. Make gawa the plural of pangngalans like in English or Spanish.
ex. "I have so many tigyawats, oh!"

7. Like, when you can make kaya, always use like. Like, I know right?
ex.
"Like, it's so init naman!"
"Yah! The aircon, it's, like sira!"

8. Make yourself feel so galing by translating the last word of your sentence, you know, your pangungusap?
ex. "Kakainis naman in the LRT! How plenty tao, you know, people?"
"It's so tight nga there, eh, you know, masikip?"

9. Make gamit of plenty abbreviations, you know, daglat?"
ex.
"Like, OMG! It's like traffic sa LRT"
"I know right? It's so kaka!"
"Kaka?"
"Kakaasar!"

10. Make gamit the pinakamaarte voice and pronunciation you have para full effect!
ex.
"I'm, like, making aral at the Arrhneo!"
"Me naman, I'm from Lazzahl!"


**super funny, over the top. unless you're one of "them" haha

8.17.2008

face my manga



mukha ko yan, kahit hindi ko kamukha.
isipin niyo na lang na mukha ko yan.
ewan.:D
wala akong magawa.

8.10.2008

i'm happy. so happy.




happy happy 2nd monthsary audreykoy!:D

wala lang:D

hahahaha!:p

i love love love you!:D



8.05.2008

the ultimate random post

dinala ko yung PC sa dorm kasi may free wi-fi.
eh akala ko naman magagamit ko yun eh wala nga palang pangsagap ng
wi-fi ang PC ko.
napakabulok.
wala pa kasi akong laptop.
ang loser ko talaga!

ang hirap gumawa ng post dito sa computer shop.
may mga taong nakiki-isyoso pa sa ginagawa ko.
pakialam ba nila kung anong ginagawa ko?!

i love my new section!:D
less than a month pa lang parang ka-close ko na lahat ng classmates ko.

prelims na next week.:D
at hanggang ngayon wala pa akong naiintindihan sa lahat ng tinuro sa amin.
mukhang hindi ko talaga kaya yung course na tinatake ko ngayon.

before magpasukan, naging 137 lbs. ang weight ko.
ngayon, bumalik ulit ako sa original weight ko na 120 lbs.
ayoko talagang pumayat!
magmumukha na naman akong lollipop!

+hindi na pala ako single.ü
sorry, nakalimutan ko lang i-edit ung info about sa akin.
ang dami tuloy nagagalit sa akin.
[feeling niyo naman kayo ang gf ko, mas affected pa kayo kesa sa kanya]
hahahaha!:D

i miss my bloggie.:D

6.02.2008

HAPPY NEW MONTH!:p

so what?!
actually late pa nga ung pagbati ko eh.
NEW MONTH!
NEW HOUSE!
NEW COURSE!
NEW BUNCH OF CLASSMATES!
lahat bago!:D
[hahaha!:p]

5.30.2008

house hopping

YES.
HOUSE HOPPING TALAGA.
7 times na kaming palipat-lipat ng bahay.:D

mama ko lang naman ang may gustong lumipat kami.
siyempre, may magagawa ba ako?
alam mo naman na hindi ako sumama.
hindi ko nga alam kung may ka-kumpetensya ang mama ko sa paglilipat ng bahay.
balak pa ata karirin ang GUINESS. [hahaha!:p]

pero namana ko rin ata sa kanya ang hobby ng paglilipat ng bahay.
sa kaalaman niyong lahat, naka-5 lipat na rin ako ng boarding house sa manila.
nung first year ako, nka-4 na lipat ako.
naging stable lang ang boarding house hopping ko nung 2nd year.
at ngayon, maghahanap na naman ako ng bagong bahay bago magpasukan.
bale, 6 na lahat! [hahaha!:p]

hindi na ako napapagod maglipat, sanay na rin kasi ako.
ang medyo nakakalungkot lang ay yung mga tao at bagay na naiiwan ko.
pero napapalitan din naman yun ng tuwa dahil meron na naman akong makikilang tao
at mga bagay na makakasalamuha ko araw-araw.:D
hindi na rin ako nahihirapan mag-adjust sa bagong environment na nililipatan ko, kasi nga
sanay na sanay na talaga ako sa paglilipat.

bukas na nga pala kami lilipat ng bahay.
medyo malapit lang din sa dati namin tirahan ang paglilipatan namin kaya hindi
rin namin masyadong mamimiss ang dati naming bahay.

GOODBYE BUSTOS!
HELLO AGAIN BALIUAG!
[hahaha!:p]

happy birthday BLOGEE!:p

belated HAPPY HAPPY BIRTHDAY BLOGEE!:p
nung april 4 ka pa pala nag-birthday.

salamat!:p
yun lang.
tsaka na ang blow-out mo.

*sigh.
nakakatamad.:D

tsaka na din ako gagawa ng "may sense" na post kapag sinipag na ulit ako.
ONCE IN A BLUE MOON lang mangyari yun kaya gagandahan ko talaga.:D

5.13.2008

random thoughts.

mabilis lang toh.

*gusto kong maging HEALTH CONSCIOUS.
+gusto ko pa kasi humaba pa ang buhay ko.
kailan ko lang narealize na kailangan ko rin palang alagaan ang sarili ko.
kasi gusto ko pang mabuhay ng matagal.
so, instead of ** cups of rice in a day, siguro mga 5 na lang.
more nutritious foods, fruits, vitamins, exercise.
hindi na talaga ako kakain ng taba ng baboy. promise!
kasi kapag nakakain ako nun, parang naggratify ang kaluluwa ko.


*gusto ko ata MAGPALIT NG RELIHIYON.
+hindi naman sa walang kwenta ang ispiritwal na buhay ko sa pagiging
katoliko pero ang naiisip ko lang siguro mas mapapalalim at mas magiging tight
pa ang ugnayan namin ni God kung magpapalit ako ng relihiyon.
siguro hindi ko lang nagagawa ang mga obligasyon ko bilang katoliko kaya naiisip
ko ang mga bagay na toh.
ang weird ko talaga.:D


*gusto ko ng TUMAYO SA SARILI KONG PAA.
+ayaw ko ng umasa sa ibang tao sa lahat ng mga kailangan ko sa buhay.
nahihiya na rin kasi ako sa ibang tao lalong lalo na sa mama ko sa walang sawang
pagsuporta sa lahat ng luho ko sa buhay.
gusto ko ng magtrabaho, kumita ng pera at tumulong sa iba.


*gusto ko ng MAGPASUKAN.
+wala lang ako magawa kaya gusto ko ng pumasok.
pero pag may pasok na gusto ko naman magbakasyon.
ang gulo noh?!
pwede bang magsabay na walang pasok at may pasok?
parang mas magulo ata kapag ganoon ang nangyari.


PAHABOL:

HAPPY HAPPY BEERDAY KARLA MAE!
binatang binata ka na!
pahingi ng pautot ni tita alma!:p
tsaka pa-kiss ng BROAD ASS mo!
gahd! kadiri ako.
sorry naman.:D

5.09.2008

what John Paul V. delos Santos means




What John Paul V. Delos Santos Means



You are fair, honest, and logical. You are a natural leader, and people respect you.

You never give up, and you will succeed... even if it takes you a hundred tries.

You are rational enough to see every part of a problem. You are great at giving other people advice.



You are well rounded, with a complete perspective on life.

You are solid and dependable. You are loyal, and people can count on you.

At times, you can be a bit too serious. You tend to put too much pressure on yourself.



You are truly an original person. You have amazing ideas, and the power to carry them out.

Success comes rather easily for you... especially in business and academia.

Some people find you to be selfish and a bit overbearing. You're a strong person.



You are very intuitive and wise. You understand the world better than most people.

You also have a very active imagination. You often get carried away with your thoughts.

You are prone to a little paranoia and jealousy. You sometimes go overboard in interpreting signals.



You are influential and persuasive. You tend to have a lot of power over people.

Generally, you use your powers for good. You excel at solving other people's problems.

Occasionally, you do get a little selfish and persuade people to do things that are only in your interest.



You are usually the best at everything ... you strive for perfection.

You are confident, authoritative, and aggressive.

You have the classic "Type A" personality.



You are a very lucky person. Things just always seem to go your way.

And because you're so lucky, you don't really have a lot of worries. You just hope for the best in life.

You're sometimes a little guilty of being greedy. Spread your luck around a little to people who need it.



You are relaxed, chill, and very likely to go with the flow.

You are light hearted and accepting. You don't get worked up easily.

Well adjusted and incredibly happy, many people wonder what your secret to life is.



You are very hyper. You never slow down, even when it's killing you.

You're the type of person who can be a workaholic during the day... and still have the energy to party all night.

Your energy is definitely a magnet for those around you. People are addicted to your vibe.







You are balanced, orderly, and organized. You like your ducks in a row.

You are powerful and competent, especially in the workplace.

People can see you as stubborn and headstrong. You definitely have a dominant personality.



You are friendly, charming, and warm. You get along with almost everyone.

You work hard not to rock the boat. Your easy going attitude brings people together.

At times, you can be a little flaky and irresponsible. But for the important things, you pull it together.











You are the total package - suave, sexy, smart, and strong.

You have the whole world under your spell, and you can influence almost everyone you know.

You don't always resist your urges to crush the weak. Just remember, they don't have as much going for them as you do.















You are a seeker. You often find yourself restless - and you have a lot of questions about life.

You tend to travel often, to fairly random locations. You're most comfortable when you're far away from home.

You are quite passionate and easily tempted. Your impulses sometimes get you into trouble.

5.07.2008

my handwriting analysis

Welcome Jeff Delos Santos, here is your handwriting analysis.


Jeff is moderately outgoing. His emotions are stirred by sympathy and heart rendering stories. In fact, he can be kind, friendly, affectionate and considerate of others. He has the ability to put himself into the other person's shoes.

Jeff will be somewhat moody, with highs and lows. Sometimes he will be happy, the next day he might be sad. He has the unique ability to get along equally well with what psychology calls introverts and extroverts. This is because he is in between. Psychology calls Jeff an ambivert. He understands the needs of both types. Although they get along, he will not tolerate anyone that is too "far out." He doesn't sway too far one way or the other.

When convincing him to buy a product or an idea, a heart rendering story could mean a great deal to him. He puts himself in the same situation as the person in the story, yet he will not buy anything that seems overly impractical or illogical. Jeff is an expressive person. He outwardly shows his emotions. He may even show traces of tears when hearing a sad story.

Jeff is a "middle-of-the-roader," politically as well as logically. He weighs both sides of an issue, sits on the fence, and then will decide when he finally has to. He basically doesn't relate to any far out ideas and usually won't go to the extreme on any issue.



People that write their letters in an average height and average size are moderate in their ability to interact socially. According to the data input, Jeff doesn't write too large or too small, indicating a balanced ability to be social and interact with others.


Jeff is sensitive to criticism about his ideas and philosophies. He will sometimes worry what people will think if he tells them what he believes in. This doesn't mean he won't talk, or that he feels ashamed. It merely means he is sensitive to what others think, regarding his beliefs.


Jeff will be candid and direct when expressing his opinion. He will tell them what he thinks if they ask for it, whether they like it or not. So, if they don't really want his opinion, don't ask for it!


In reference to Jeff's mental abilities, he has a very investigating and creating mind. He investigates projects rapidly because he is curious about many things. He gets involved in many projects that seem good at the beginning, but he soon must slow down and look at all the angles. He probably gets too many things going at once. When Jeff slows down, then he becomes more creative than before. Since it takes time to be creative, he must slow down to do it. He then decides what projects he has time to finish. Thus he finishes at a slower pace than when he started the project.

He has the best of two kinds of minds. One is the quick investigating mind. The other is the creative mind. His mind thinks quick and rapidly in the investigative mode. He can learn quicker, investigate more, and think faster. Jeff can then switch into his low gear. When he is in the slower mode, he can be creative, remember longer and stack facts in a logical manner. He is more logical this way and can climb mental mountains with a much better grip.


Jeff is a practical person whose goals are planned, practical, and down to earth. This is typical of people with normal healthy self-esteem. He needs to visualize the end of a project before he starts. he finds joy in anticipation and planning. Notice that I said he plans everything he is going to do, that doesn't necessarily mean things go as planned. Jeff basically feels good about himself. He has a positive self-esteem which contributes to his success. He feels he has the ability to achieve anything he sets his mind to. However, he sets his goals using practicality-- not too "out of reach". He has enough self-confidence to leave a bad situation, yet, he will not take great risks, as they relate to his goals. A good esteem is one key to a happy life. Although there is room for improvement in the confidence catagery, his self-perception is better than average.


Jeff is constantly disappointed when trying to reach success. He works very hard, perhaps harder than most, then just before succeeding, something happens that keeps him from success. Often, Jeff changes to a second project just before the first one is finished, thus failing to complete the first project. Sometimes he changes because he feels he needs a different challenge. Jeff feels dejected. This feeling relates to his failures. This trait is very important in a working situation and in a relationship. He must be handled in a very special way to get the most work from him or to make a relationship last. Concerning this trait, personality modification is available to change his life.


Jeff has a healthy imagination and displays a fair amount of trust. He lets new people into his circle of friends. He uses his imagination to understand new ideas, things, and people.

5.03.2008

umaasa sa isang SLOT!


tapos na ako sa madramang pagdedesisyon sa sarili ko tungkol sa issue
ng pagsshift ko ng ibang course.

tapos na rin ako sa pagkumbinsi sa magulang ko na kailangan kong mag-iba
ng landas kung gusto talaga nila na may mangyari sa buhay ko.

at tapos na rin ako sa matrabaho't nakakapagod na pag-aayos ng mga kailangan
kong requirements sa aking pagsshift.

ETO NGAYON ANG PROBLEMA KO:

+ang pagkuha ng SLOTS.

10 SLOTS lang ang ibinigay ng ECE Department sa mga lilipat sa kanila.
alam kasi nila na maraming lilipat kaya nilimitahan lang nila ang mga
gustong lumipat sa kanila.

...and as of Friday [May 2], 6 na daw ang mga nagpasa ng requirements
para magshift sa ECE. [kasama na ako dun sa 6].

at hindi ako natutuwa dun!
kasi may 6 na kagad ang nagpasa ng mga requirements.
nung April 30 lang kasi nag-open ang ECE Department para sa mga magsshift
sa kanila.

eh ilan na kaya ang nagpapasa ng requirements this week?
next week?
next next week?

AAARRRGGGGGHHHHHH.....

sana talaga may makuha akong slot!

sana talaga!

uurrrrggghhhh...



5.01.2008

i'm almost halfway

everything is now set.

REQUIREMENTS:
+certificate of grades [check]
+transcript [check]
+recommendation letter [check]
+letter of intention [check]

...i'm almost halfway to it.

P.S.
+I'M SO SO SORRY AUDREY.

4.30.2008

to shift or not to shift?


START-TIME CHECK: exactly 1:00 A.M.

maaga ako gigising MAMAYA.
mga 4:30A.M. para lumuwas ng Manila.
maaga dapat ako makarating kasi mag-aayos pa ako ng mga gamit ko
sa dorm kasi kailangan na namin maghakot dahil tapos na ang contract
namin sa boarding house.

mamimiss ko ang aking mga ka-boardmates na kasama ko sa loob ng
isang buong school year!
[ACE, RYAN, ATE JENNY AND NESTLY --- BYE BYE!]

hindi ko pa alam kung saan ako titira sa pasukan. inaalok naman ako
ni Ryan sa kanilang bagong bahay pero parang mas gusto kong tumira
sa Alabang kasama ang mama ko.

+pipiliin ko bang manatili kasama sila o mag-iba ng tirahan kasama ang
mama ko?

pupunta din ako ng school para asikasuhin ang pagsshift ko ng ibang course.
mejo matrabaho ang gagawin ko dahil kung saan-saan ako pupunta para
kunin ang mga requirements na kailangan ko.

mamimiss ko rin ang mga blockmates ko na kasama ko sa loob ng dalawang
taon!

hindi ko pa rin alam kung magsshift talaga ako dahil alam kung marami akong
maiiwang tao at mga alaala pero alam ko naman na marami pa akong
makikilala at mararanasan sa bagong daan na aking tatahakin.

+to shift or not to shift?

PANINGIT LANG:

+sabi ni Gerald "bakit sa ibang school kung gusto mong magshift ng ibang course,
eh makakapagshift ka kagad kung kailan mo gustuhin?"
+naguluhan ako kay June, sabi niya may Health Service sa 2nd Floor ng Eng'g Building
kasi dun daw makikita ang mga Guidance Councilors ng Eng'g. Yun pala sa 2nd floor
ng Health Service Building mismo sa tabi ng Hospital. gets niyo ba ako mga kapwa ko
Thomasians?
+nakapag-download na ako ng 7 album!:D
+sasamahan ako ni AUDREY bukas mag-ayos ng mga requirements ko sa pagsshift.
salamat ng marami.
+TO AUDREY: STRAWBERRY JAM. 1 BOTE!

END-TIME CHECK: 1:33 A.M.

4.27.2008

college stud must understand this

College ka ba? Then you'd understand this. Lol.



Every New Semester:

After First Week:

After Second Week:

Before the Mid-Term Test:

During the Mid-Term Test:

After the Mid-Term Test:

Before the Final Exams:

Once Get to Know the Final Exam Schedule:

7 Days Before the Final Exam:

6 Days Before the Final Exam:

5 Days Before the Final Exam:

4 Days Before the Final Exam:

3 Days Before the Final Exam:

2 Days Before the Final Exam:

1 Day Before the Final Exam:

The Night Before the Final Exam:

1 Hour Before the Final Exam:

During the Final Exam:

Once Walk Out From the Examination Hall:

After the Final Exam, During the Holiday:

THAT'S COLLEGE! XD

4.26.2008

limang buwan- ang paglisan at ang pagbabalik.

I'M BACK.ü
i'm still alive and "KEKENG".
KEKENG -- the term!:p

pagkatapos ng LIMANG BUWAN ng pagjejeta sa pagsulat sa aking blog,
ay muli akong nagbabalik. sa loog ng LIMANG BUWAN kong pananahimik
ay baon ko ang napakaraming karanasan na tiyak na nagpabago sa aking buhay.
mga karanasan sumubok sa aking pagkatao, mga pangyayaring naganap sa
akin na hindi ko inaasahang mangyari at ang muli kong pagkilala sa aking sarili.

sa mga taong naghihintay sa aking pagbabalik,
andito na ako!:p

sa mga taong nagaabang sa aking isusulat,
hindi ko kayo bibiguin.:p
[feeling ko kasi may fans club na ako. wag ka na kumontra!:p]

sa mga taong nakakaalala pa sa akin,
alalahanin niyo ako, utang na loob!:p

sa mga taong naniniwala pa sa aking kakayahan sa pagsulat,
maraming salamat. kahit medyo napaplastikan ako sa mga papuri niyo.
[joke lang. tamaan sa sinabi ko GUILTY!:p]


LIMANG BUWAN -- ang aking paglisan at ang muli kong pagbabalik.



2.03.2008

muling binubuhay ang aking sarili [DRAFT]

unang entry ko toh this year.
kahit na mejo naagnas na ang blog ko, eh sige pa rin ako sa pagsusulat
ng kung anu-anong dumadapong bagay sa utak ko.
binasa ko ang mga huling posts ko dito sa aking blog.
nababaduyan ako.
at hindi lang ako basta nabaduyan, NAASIWA PA AKO.

ewan.