ten conyo-mandments!:D

Ten Conyomandments

by Gerry Avelino and Arik Abu
(taken from The La Sallian-Menagerie)

Conyo here, conyo there, conyo everywhere! Here at La Salle, conyospeak has become an unofficial language as a good chunk of the student body knows, or maybe even mastered the socialite tongue. However, one must never forget the basics of the conyo and we thusly bring you: The Ten Conyomandments.

1. Thou shall make gamit "make+pandiwa".
ex. "Let's make pasok na to our class!"
"Wait lang! I'm making kain pa!"
"Come on na, we can't make hintay anymore! It's in Andrew pa, you know?"

2. Thou shall make kalat "noh", "diba" and "eh" in your pangungusap.
ex. "I don't like to make lakad in the baha nga, no? Eh diba it's like, so eew, diba?"
"What ba: stop nga being maarte noh?"
"Eh as if you want naman also, diba?"

3. When making describe a whatever, always say "It's SO pang-uri!"
ex. "It's so malaki, you know, and so mainit!"
"I know right? So sarap nga, eh!"
"You're making me inggit naman.. I'll make bili nga my own burger."

4. When you are lalaki, make parang punctuation "dude", 'tsong" or "pare"
ex. "Dude, ENGANAL is so hirap, pare."
"I know, tsong, I got bagsak nga in quiz one, eh"

5. Thou shall know you know? I know right!
ex. "My bag is so bigat today, you know"
"I know, right! We have to make dala pa kasi the jumbo Physics book eh!"

6. Make gawa the plural of pangngalans like in English or Spanish.
ex. "I have so many tigyawats, oh!"

7. Like, when you can make kaya, always use like. Like, I know right?
ex. "Like, it's so init naman!"
"Yah! The aircon, it's, like sira!"

8. Make yourself feel so galing by translating the last word of your sentence, you know, your pangungusap?
ex. "Kakainis naman in the LRT! How plenty tao, you know, people?"
"It's so tight nga there, eh, you know, masikip?"

9. Make gamit of plenty abbreviations, you know, daglat?"
ex. "Like, OMG! It's like traffic sa LRT"
"I know right? It's so kaka!"
"Kaka?"
"Kakaasar!"

10. Make gamit the pinakamaarte voice and pronunciation you have para full effect!
ex. "I'm, like, making aral at the Arrhneo!"
"Me naman, I'm from Lazzahl!"

**super funny, over the top. unless you're one of "them" haha

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dinala ko yung PC sa dorm kasi may free wi-fi.
eh akala ko naman magagamit ko yun eh wala nga palang pangsagap ng
wi-fi ang PC ko.
napakabulok.
wala pa kasi akong laptop.
ang loser ko talaga!

ang hirap gumawa ng post dito sa computer shop.
may mga taong nakiki-isyoso pa sa ginagawa ko.
pakialam ba nila kung anong ginagawa ko?!

i love my new section!:D
less than a month pa lang parang ka-close ko na lahat ng classmates ko.

prelims na next week.:D
at hanggang ngayon wala pa akong naiintindihan sa lahat ng tinuro sa amin.
mukhang hindi ko talaga kaya yung course na tinatake ko ngayon.

before magpasukan, naging 137 lbs. ang weight ko.
ngayon, bumalik ulit ako sa original weight ko na 120 lbs.
ayoko talagang pumayat!
magmumukha na naman akong lollipop!

+hindi na pala ako single.ü
sorry, nakalimutan ko lang i-edit ung info about sa akin.
ang dami tuloy nagagalit sa akin.
[feeling niyo naman kayo ang gf ko, mas affected pa kayo kesa sa kanya]
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